These Burgers Are Ronald's

Now this is my kind of Facebook group ... The attempted hit job on Ronald McDonald is ridiculous and futile: everyone knows that even if you succeed in killing a Ronald, a Hamburglar will soon rise up to take his place.

BTW, I've got my own Facebook group, dedicated to a quixotic quest to get Arby's Horsey Sauce onto America's store shelves. Feel free to join us in this noble yet far-fatched cause. We are few but we are dedicated; I don't think even the Nov. 5th planned destruction of Facebook will be enough to stop us.

Update (Aug. 19): Ronald may be staying put for now, but the King from Burger King is reportedly toast. The burning question is whether BK will still give out the little crowns?