Another Reason Not To Go Vegan

"Bill Clinton boots burgers, says he's now vegan"

Slick Willie may have lost his taste for meat, but not his taste for evasive answers: When asked if that made him a vegan, Clinton said, "I suppose I am, if I don't eat dairy or meat or fish." (Sounds like he's leaving himself some wiggle room.)

This is the same guy who used to send the food police into high alert, what with his jogging to McDonald's and such. That was one of the few things I kind of liked about ol' Bubba.