Quick Bites: Pizza Man Rising, Oz's Apples

• It's the Pizza Man: As I more or less predicted, the liberal media is using Herman Cain's experience as CEO of Godfather's Pizza as a way to dismiss him as a serious candidate, even as voters are taking his candidacy more seriously. And, of course, the fact that Chris Christie probably likes to eat his share of pizza is being used against him, even though he denies he'll run for President.
• Dr. Oz, whose high media profile is one of Oprah's most unfortunate legacies, is taking heat for an episode in which he claimed that unsafe levels of arsenic had been found in samples of apple juice.
• Chipotle wants you to care about how much they care about sustainable farming and piggies and cows and ... stuff. Me, I mostly care about how my burrito tastes.