Forbidden Concoction: Bacon Shake

I thought the bacon craze had died down temporarily (like rock n' roll, bacon will go up and down in popularity but never die). But Jack In The Box is now selling bacon-flavored milkshakes, which reportedly contain no real bacon but do contain 1400-odd calories. 

With this shake, Jack In The Box joins KFC and Carl's Jr./Hardee's in the proud ranks of fast-food chains that have launched products intended to provoke the food police. We salute that sentiment ... even if we're not sure we would actually try one ourselves. Can Jack In The Box actually pull off such a delicate balance of flavors?